I have a question. Why is Davina McCall always pregnant?

At the end of my kung fu class last wednesday night, we sparred, and I got the chance to beat up this black belt. Basically because he asked me to, he was saying stuff like 'I want you to really lay it into me, just hammer me,' plus other phrases to that effect. So I did, or atleast I did the best I could. I reckon I must have hit him with some force, because the knuckles on my right hand are a little sore still. However I don't think he was much affected, so either i'm really weak, or he's got a really hard bod. The truth, as always, is probably somewhere in the middle.

But I was just thinking, that is probably the closest I'm going to get to having sex for the whole year. Fuck, that was probably the closest thing I've had to sex in 3 years.

What kind of god do you have to pray to to score with a hot guy? Or even a semi hot guy? Hell, I'd even settle for a non-psycho well adjust nice guy, just so long as he isn't looking for a commitment.