I sometimes find myself strangely attracted to the lab technician Gus... Which might be half ok if his BO wasn't so bad half the time. It might even be half ok if he wasn't such a weird geek, wearing strange clothes like shorts and cut off jeans and clogs. But I think its his eyes, I think he's half indian or something, so they're kind of slanty, and he has black hair which I think he's losing, and he seems to be very empathetic, you could talk crap, but he makes you sound ok, and he lifts really heavy stuff and cycles 40 miles when he's drunk.... OH MY GOD!!!!